There is a Puerto Rican restaurant In Marin called Sol Food.
It’s so popular that for lunch and dinner there is a line around the block just to get in, seven days a week.
I’ve been told that to come to earth at this time, there is a long line of souls waiting to get in.
Even a waiting list.
Apparently, there is some Soul Food here that you can’t get anywhere else.
Some souls are rather new here, and are craving the spice of variety. They are busy sampling the vast contrast of dishes only available while leasing a body at Cafe Earth
You will find them trying everything, from the Codependent Casserole to the Narcissistic Nachos.
Isn’t it funny how people who are busy dining on Codependent Casserole always end up sharing a meal with someone partaking of the Narcissistic Nachos?
By the way, if you are currently snacking on Narcissistic Nachos, please take another selfie and post it here, so we can applaud the great job you, and only you, are doing!
Some souls who may have consumed a few too many Narcissist Nachos in past dining experiences are here now eating a steady diet of Empathy Egg Rolls.
Unfortunately, they can also be prone to snacking on too much Guilt Guacamole, an appetizer that ruins your appetite!
Guilt Guacamole can’t be properly digested, so it ends up being projected out of the system and onto others.
The solution, of course, are Forgiveness Frittatas. But please help yourself to them first, as so many spiritual folks go around feeding Forgiveness Frittatas to everyone but themselves.
Note that both Narcissistic Nachos and Guilt Guacamole can cause acute inflammation of the ego.
So do Arrogance Artichokes, of which you must peel endless layers just to get to the heart.
Some souls have allergic reactions to the most delicious food on the planet: Inner Peas.
Others are severely allergic to Love Legumes, and even just one bean can cause them to break out into a severe Lentil Condition.
Allergies like these can drive you nuts, which can be fatal if you have a nut allergy.
But please don’t worry too much about what you are eating.
Every dish you eat is always and forever prepared to perfection by The Great Chef for your soul’s benefit. Not a dish goes un-wasted.
It is only our judgments about what’s on our plates that can cause allergic reactions and indigestion.
While certain dishes like Divorce Dumplings may be extremely hard to swallow, they are excellent at cleansing your palate of what accumulates by eating too much Compromise Calamari.
Cleansing your palate can take a long time, especially if your diet is lacking in Patience Paella.
Patience Paella takes years to prepare, but once it is in your system, it makes every dish you eat far more pleasurable!
If you are present on earth at this time, you have agreed to participate in The Great Cleanse.
One of the greatest cleansing foods available on the planet today is Romance Ratatouille, We all know how fabulous it tastes going down, but not everyone realizes that after they finish their Honeymoon Salad, Romance Ratatouille, is designed bring to the surface past emotional pain so it can be resolved and released.
This part is the meal is not always tasty, just as colonics are not always fun. But it is advised to never be in too much of a curry to rush to Divorce Dumplings before taking some thyme for couples therapy.
If you are single, hopefully you are avoiding the Self-Pity Pasta Party and are instead busy feasting on the Self Love Spaghetti.
Some souls are done sampling everything from the buffet, and are currently using their free will and wisdom to consciously choose what they actually want to ingest.
These are ones who have used their time on earth to refine their taste buds enough to avoid Victim Vermicelli, and are using their noodles to order the gourmet dishes on the menu, eating not only what pleases the palate, but what fuels the body for more joy and vitality.
Finishing your plate of Victim Vermicelli once and for all may or may not involve adding the Coleslaw of Attraction to your meals, which, if you consume too much of, can lead to an uncontrollable case of Abraham Hick-Ups!
I don’t know about you, but at this point I feel stuffed.
Time for a nap. Please excuse me from the table.
Remember, always eat with gratitude for whatever is on your plate, even if it is bending in the middle.
Gratitude is the soul’s probiotic.
And please use the comments section. I value your your foodback.
